You see the problem is, as of late, that the old girl just has started to rust out and smnell a little funny on the inside from years and years of dripping pear juice, lasagna not properly wrapped, exploding Coke cans, cheeze whiz, old milk cartons left over a weekend and bread crumbs within the hinges and cracks; just to name a few things. it's not fair to make her suffer anymore. So it is time to clean her up one last time, give it one final polish and set her on the shelf to retire in glory and prestige; to live the rest of her days in the comfort of the knowledge that in her day, she was at the top of the game.
You've served me well over the years darlin'. Here's to you...
~Drewbacca
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I like how you described the gooey lunch muck that builds up over the years--I can almost smell my old lunchbox now...
I've still got my old Empire Strikes Back thermos with Yoda on it!
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