My second favorite website, Flixster.com, has introduced a new feature: top user charts. It ranks users on various statistics, such as most reviews, forum posts, profile reviews and more. Out of 1.5 million users now on Flixster, here is how I currently rank...
FORUM POSTS: 69TH
PROFILE VIEWS: 25TH
WRITTEN REVIEWS: 15TH
TOTAL REVIEWS: 19TH
Does this mean I'm cool as hell or a total loser? WAIT! Don't answer that. With my magnificence, these numbers are sure to get better.
With fist in the air, stating clearly, "I rule," I am: