January 28, 2007

Why NBA Fans are Morons

     I just saw the starting five players for each team in the NBA All-Star game. Besides several strange choices that are debatable and can therefore be overlooked, can someone please tell me why Shaquille O'Neill was named as the starting center? Anyone? Let's just take a look at his stats on the year, shall we?

Games Played: 6
Min. Per Game: 25
Free throw percentage: .44 (despite the fact he's 7'1" and been pro for 14 years)
Points per Game: 12
Rebounds per Game: 6.5
Assists per Game: 1
Steals per Game: 0.2
Blocks per Game: 1.5
On top of this, he can't act or rap either.

So again, why is this guy the starting center for the East? Please. Nice voting people. You couldn't find one center in the east that's played more than 6 frakking games? Tools.


~Drewbacca
MoviePatron.com

1 comment:

muddy elephant said...

being a natural conspiracist Im sure it has something to do with money, taxes, loopholes,contracts,big tobacco,and global climate fluctuations, and Kobe.